• mom: did you get home safe?
• me: no i died a few times

scareeps:

those booty shorts really bring out your personality

(Source: drarna, via beyoncebeytwice)

• me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

(Source: hailrian, via marilynsmadworld)

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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